BØRNS Flaunted His Flawless Hair For Free By The Pacific Ocean



Oh Garrett, you un-shitty our lives.

Life is hard – you live with a peasant budget, people drive like shit, and your roommate religiously forgets to flush the toilette. Sometimes, you just need to see Jesus to regain hope…and by Jesus we mean BØRNS who performed at the Twilight Concerts for FREE yesterday in Santa Monica. Although the Santa Monica Pier started smelling like mini Silver Lake (Tofurky + Goodwill), BØRNS L’Oréal-quality hair and majestic nipples made it worth it. #FreeConcert #FreePhotos #FreeTheNipple


Scratching the nip.






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Annnnd of course, there’s always that awkward snap that ends up in our camera.

Snapchat sponsored the event, so you might be able to find some snaps of last night. If you happen to be in the LA area, you can check out the upcoming Twilight Concerts here. But if your goal is to see BØRNS holy nipples, then go stalk him across the states and Europe:

North America 2016 tour

7/15-16 – Pemberton Music Festival (Pemberton, Canada)

7/21-22 – Metro (Chicago, IL, USA)

7/23 – Mo Pop Festival (Detroit, MI, USA)

7/24 – WayHome Music & Arts Festival (Oro Medonte, Canada)

7/26 – Pabst Theatre (Milwaukee, WI, USA)

7/28 – Madrid Theatre (Kansas City, MO, USA)

7/29 – Osheaga Festival (Montreal, Canada)

7/29 – MacAllister Amphitheater at Garfield Park (Indianapolis, IN, USA)

9/7-8 – Blue Hill Bank Pavillion (Boston, MA, USA)

9/9 – The Mann (Philadelphia, PA, USA)

9/10 – Merriweather Post Pavilion (Columbia, MD, USA)

9/13 – Sprint Pavillion (Charlottesville, VA, USA)

9/15 – Koka Booth Amphitheatre (Richmond, VA, USA)

9/17 – Volvo Cars Stadium (Charleston, SC, USA)

9/20 & 22 – Ascend Amphitheater (Nashville, TN, USA)

9/29 – Austin360 Amphitheatre (Oklahoma City, OK, USA)

10/1 – Walmart AMP (Rogers, AR, USA)

10/2 – The Meadows Music Festival (Flushing, NY, USA)

10/4 – Comerica Theatre (Phoenix, AZ, USA)

10/6 – Greek Theatre-UC Berkeley (Berkeley, CA, USA)

Europe 2016 tour

8/13 – Summer Well Festival (Buftea, Romania)

8/14 – Sziget Festival (Budapest, Hunagary)

8/16 – Riegrovy Sady (Prague, Czech Republic)

8/17 – Hydrozagadka (Warsaw, Poland)

8/18 – PIANO LT koncertine erdve (Vilnius, Lithuania)

8/20 – FM4 Frequency Festival (St Polten, Austria)

8/21 – Lowlands Festival (Nunspeet, Netherlands)

8/24 – Oslo (London, UK)

8/26 – Bramham Park (Leeds, UK)

8/27 – The Bodega (Nottingham, UK)

8/28 – Reading Festival (Reading, UK)