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Festival Tip: Don’t Skip Breakfast On Festival Day – Eat Porn Flakes

Photo: All photos from cerealmotel.com

Never skip breakfast on festival day. If you’re not a breakfast person, then let Cereal Motel arouse your hunger with their line of…cereals: Porn Flakes, Vice Krispies, Sugar Tits, and Booty Pops. They are rated R and explicitly sexual, which means they’re for adults. And they have calcium, vitamins, and all that nourishing shit. Don’t drink, sweat, or walk with an empty stomach – make the right decision. Eat some Porn Flakes:

Cereal Motel is only available in Europe, which means that this is not a sponsored post because we clearly didn’t get our share of Porn Flakes or Sugar Tits (but hey Cereal Motel! Feed us via FedEx =D).

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